SmellNoEvil.net offers FREE STANDARD SHIPPING on all U.S. merchandise orders $50 and over (excluding taxes). For shipments totaling less than $50, there is a delivery charge based on the weight of the package and distance from our warehouse to you for UPS Ground or for USPS Priority with Delivery Confirmation. Our standard shipping option is UPS Ground. Orders over $50 always ship for freeā€”no promotion code needed.

Business Days:
Monday - Friday, excluding federal holidays within the United States.
UPS 3 Day, UPS 2nd Day Air and UPS Next Day Air Saver: Orders must be placed by 12pm Eastern Standard Time (EST) to be processed on the same business day.

Processing Time: Orders received between Monday and Friday are usually processed the same day or by the end of next business day. Orders received on Saturday are usually processed by the end of Tuesday and Sunday are usually processed by end of day Wednesday. All expedited priority orders must be placed by 12 noon Eastern Standard Time (EST) to be processed on the same business day. If placed after this, your order will be processed the following business day.

General Delivery Times
UPS Ground, 3 Day, 2nd Day Air, and Next Day Air Saver deliver Monday - Friday.
USPS delivers Monday - Saturday.

There is no delivery cost for shipping Smell No Evil eGift Certificates, regardless of their face value.

Orders shipped to the East Coast can be expected much sooner than the estimated maximum delivery time. The majority of orders shipped to the East Coast can be expected within 2 - 4 business days.

Hawaii & Alaska
For shipments to Hawaii & Alaska we offer USPS (Priority)

P.O. Box
Our P.O. Box customers must use USPS Ground.